Tweets

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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sir-hathaway:

least-virginy-virgin-ever:

infinite-songbird:

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

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In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a maaaaaaaaan

I believe that Rocky Horror fans just stole a text post and I love it.

(Source: ocean-dvst, via sheenyandbrent)